October 25, 2006

Old but FUNNY!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succum b to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male suppor t groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo

Posted by eric at 10:12 AM | Comments (7)

October 17, 2006

Give me the chili..

I totally won 2nd place in a chili cookoff at work. There were only 10 entries but who cares... I took 2nd. 25 bucks and a bottle of hot sauce. YEAH BABY!

I may have to enter a state fair contest or something.

Posted by eric at 10:16 PM | Comments (9)

My Hips Don't Lie

Ok Rabbiteers!

Here is the list, correct me if I'm wrong:

maria
haywood
ryan
john
ray

Jeff - where you at dog?

I kinda like drawing this out....

Posted by todd at 02:57 PM | Comments (14)

October 03, 2006

The Keys

So... who wants the keys?

Need more posts and mike is too lame to post.

I also want more stories of superman at the deli.

So... who's in?

Sign up below!

Posted by todd at 02:31 PM | Comments (23)