I had 2 calls this week to come pick up my bass. It was in the music shop getting adjusted.
So I go to pick it up and its not there. I got 2 calls about coming to get it!
Morons.
If it isn't there saturday. I'm raising Hell.
I got hit by a slow gas pump again. I know, I know, I'm always bitching about the same things here. But they should really put some kind of notification on the damn pump if it's going to take 20 minutes to get 10 gallons of gas. When it's cold out, you face the extra dilemma, do I stick it out and fill up anyway, or cut it off and stop again later? Whatever. Bowl.
Well, that game sucked. At least I didn't make that bet with Kevin. I was close. Anyone watch Alias or Jimmy Kimmell afterwords? I was too tired. Did I dream of Jennifer Garner? That's not for you to know.
Don't buy cheap jeans! $9 jeans are bad and so are $12 jeans. I can totally relate to Mike on this. On our way to a nice BRT Lazy Lizard Lunch my pants decided that there $12 duty was up. Being the lunch trooper that I am I wrapped my coat around my waist and carried on.
There was a trip to Sears afterwards where I spent more than $12 on jeans. (As a side note - there was a shopper there who felt compelled to tell me and point out where the "Tall bigger" jeans are. Let me tell you she was no model of physical form and I don't care if she said her husband wears the "Tall" jeans. I promptly showed her my jeans from the normal person section and carried on.) Its Levis from here on out. Not Levas or Leos or Livis - just Levis. Lets hope this is the last sad post about cheap jeans.
Our last one isn't in the best of taste though. It's almost scary how willing we really are to make bad bad jokes. However, I'm amused, and that usually takes care of it. :)
www.fark.com this wednesday at noon.
of the other thread. which was funny. I'd like to thank you all for contributing. I ask for a moment of silence for that poor thread of humor. Our commie admin deleted it all. He is an oppressor. There will be no more funny!!!! ;)
A cheap, horrible $9 death. You get what you pay for it seems. I'm just glad they chose to pass here at the office, instead of somewhere more visible.
Around 11. I'm at a gas station. Only car there. So another car comes rolling in as I'm filling up. I pay no attention to it. I'm just there to pump gas. Then... "Hey guy." I assume "guy" is me. Since I'm the only person around not saying "hey guy." Apparently, the second car has "rolled in, no money, you got any change?" I'm kinda inclined to believe the guy, but its late, and dark, and I'm alone, and who knows what kind of scams are going on. I decide to give the guy a little cash, so I reach into my pocket and pull out my money. Unfortunatly, I'm carrying around $100 and he sees it all, as I flip through to pull out a five for the guy. He takes it and fills up, and as I'm ready to go, his companion (who could kick my ass, I coulda taken the first guy, but should I have even had to think that?) comes out and gives me a "hey guy. *handshake* happy new year, thanks a ton." So, everything turned out fine, but I'm wondering when exactly, I became worried that everyone and everything might be a scam/up to no good. It can't have always been this way. Oh well. Lock your doors.
Joanna and I went and saw Adaptation last night. I highly reccommend it, AWESOME!!
That I can't cross my eyes under pressure. At least not to a camera. I tried. Because I want to see how it looks. If I cross my eyes I can't see them in a mirror. Unless maybe I could install a mirror on the tip of my nose. That still might not look right though. Anyway, I'll try it again on cam someday when there's less pressure. I think I need a seperate cameraman. Real actors don't hold thier own cameras.
Some people, it seems, maybe have lost thier password to post items to the site. I'll apolgize to those of you who have been anxiously awating updates. I won't really give you any content, just this message. Which is boring already. Things should be back to normal next week.