I'll tell ya where they belong. In the ZOO!!! That's where. Not sitting on my couch eating Cheetos, sluggin down beers and watching the Browns get pounded again on NFL Sunday. I don't care if they can dress themselves, use a bathroom or mow the lawn...they belong in a Z-O-O!
Some of my best friends can't do any of those things and would need detailed instructions on how to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. The difference is this....I know they're pigs and they know they're pigs. Therefore, I would never consider asking one of them to live with me. It's just safer that way.
I don't see those guys too often anymore. I only stop by their place occasionally when I want to be entertained. Sorta like going to the Zoo.
Posted by haywood at February 20, 2009 04:50 PM