Everyone Cam

fish fry.........

...and somedays, the apple gets you. That can sometimes mean a day spent in the bathroom.

Words to live by.

Sometimes you bite into a seed, even though you think you bought "seedless" grapes...

I totally bought grapes the other day.

No seeds

I often ponder the following as I lay restless in bed at night:

After "seedless" grapes became "the thing", why would someone still buy grapes with seeds?

What is the advantage? I see none...

The ones with seeds are male grapes. The ones without seeds are female.

If you bite into a grape with seeds when you thought you purchased an entire bag of seedless grapes, that's a grape that's confused about it's own sexuality.

What I want to know is...what are those white things you find in seedless watermelons?

Those are seeds that have been sterilized haywood.

Trust me, I know about these things....

Thanks for clearing that up for me Ryan. Kinda puts a different perspective on those "melon balls" my Mom used to serve up at picnics.