Let me tell you about mine.
So I'm standing in my bathtub this morning taking a shower, rockin some Christmas music on the radio and thinking about what I have to do at work today. Got a nice lather going...Axe Recovery Bodywash....gotta give the ladies what they want.
Normal morning right? Little did I know....
All of a sudden, I hear a **POP** and then my Pollenex handheld showerhead stops working. What the.....
So I slide over to the front of the tub to try to get a closer look at the showerhead connection. I made one BIG mistake however. I should have turned off the water first because just then I was greeted by the rest of the showerhead hardware, followed by a "bullseye hit" to a highly sensitive area from a pressurized stream of water. EEEYYYAAAHHHH!!!!! It was like getting hit by a power washer set at "Etch."
As I tried to lean out of the way, my soapy shoulder came into contact with the shower wall...**SQUEAK**, **CRASH**, **BOOM**!
I live next door to a couple of nice old ladies. My screams and all the other noise must have scared them because moments later, I hear some frantic knocking on my apartment door followed by, "Haywood...are you alright in there?"
I was late for work today.
Posted by haywood at December 13, 2006 10:01 AMMost action for the little general in a awhile huh?
Posted by: eric at December 13, 2006 10:23 AMRe-posted comment:
2007 brings me an additonal week of vacation here at EDS. That is my reward for 10 years of service. My god, 10 YEARS!
I am fishing in Sept. this year. We need to revamp MAN WEEK.
MAN WEEK 07 - BRING IT
btw- no more if this SHORTY crap. All or nothin
Thanks for reminding me.
Posted by: haywood at December 13, 2006 10:36 AMHaywood, Most people get up, scratch themselves have some OJ or coffee, go to work. Aren't you being a little extreme?
Posted by: Ray at December 13, 2006 05:33 PMPriceless, simply priceless.
Posted by: todd at December 14, 2006 11:13 AMNo it wasn't. The new showerhead cost $20.47 and I'm still sore. :)
Posted by: haywood at December 14, 2006 12:40 PMTodd, why are you being such a dick tease over giving the logins out?
Posted by: Jeff at December 14, 2006 01:23 PMBecause you never call me anymore!
I thought we had something special ;)
I'm working on it - something is kinda f'd up.