December 13, 2006

How Was Your Morning?

Let me tell you about mine.

So I'm standing in my bathtub this morning taking a shower, rockin some Christmas music on the radio and thinking about what I have to do at work today. Got a nice lather going...Axe Recovery Bodywash....gotta give the ladies what they want.

Normal morning right? Little did I know....

All of a sudden, I hear a **POP** and then my Pollenex handheld showerhead stops working. What the.....

So I slide over to the front of the tub to try to get a closer look at the showerhead connection. I made one BIG mistake however. I should have turned off the water first because just then I was greeted by the rest of the showerhead hardware, followed by a "bullseye hit" to a highly sensitive area from a pressurized stream of water. EEEYYYAAAHHHH!!!!! It was like getting hit by a power washer set at "Etch."

As I tried to lean out of the way, my soapy shoulder came into contact with the shower wall...**SQUEAK**, **CRASH**, **BOOM**!

I live next door to a couple of nice old ladies. My screams and all the other noise must have scared them because moments later, I hear some frantic knocking on my apartment door followed by, "Haywood...are you alright in there?"

I was late for work today.

Posted by haywood at December 13, 2006 10:01 AM
Comments

Most action for the little general in a awhile huh?

Posted by: eric at December 13, 2006 10:23 AM

Re-posted comment:

2007 brings me an additonal week of vacation here at EDS. That is my reward for 10 years of service. My god, 10 YEARS!

I am fishing in Sept. this year. We need to revamp MAN WEEK.

MAN WEEK 07 - BRING IT

btw- no more if this SHORTY crap. All or nothin

Posted by: eric at December 13, 2006 10:24 AM

Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: haywood at December 13, 2006 10:36 AM

Haywood, Most people get up, scratch themselves have some OJ or coffee, go to work. Aren't you being a little extreme?

Posted by: Ray at December 13, 2006 05:33 PM

Priceless, simply priceless.

Posted by: todd at December 14, 2006 11:13 AM

No it wasn't. The new showerhead cost $20.47 and I'm still sore. :)

Posted by: haywood at December 14, 2006 12:40 PM

Todd, why are you being such a dick tease over giving the logins out?

Posted by: Jeff at December 14, 2006 01:23 PM

Because you never call me anymore!

I thought we had something special ;)


I'm working on it - something is kinda f'd up.

Posted by: todd at December 14, 2006 06:12 PM
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