Ahh...deer season is once again upon us. Time for all the deer hunters to don their spiffy orange hats and camouflage threads, cover themselves in deer urine and go sit in a tree or a bush somewhere with a cannon so they can gun down Bambi as she passes by.
I often wonder what it would be like if God gave animals the ability to hold and fire weapons. Then deer hunting would be a legitimate sport. I would enjoy opening my daily newspaper to the hunting page searching for that photo of a ten point buck holding a rifle, his hoof proudly atop the belly of some laid out, drunk, stogie-sucking hunter who made the mistake of passing this particular deer on his way to take a leak.
I went to hunting camp one year with my ex-wife's brothers who live in the UP. I wanted to see for myself what all the hoopla was about. I remember we played a lot of cards, drank a ton of beer and MD 20/20, and I saw the biggest stack of porn magazines I've every seen accumulated in one place. And stink....I remember spending a good portion of my time searching for pockets of healthy breathing air. (Some of her brothers really should think about seeing a doctor.) Only one of the guys ended up getting a deer. No wonder.
I think they would have had much better success getting a deer if they just drove down one of those back roads and waited for one to come out of the woods and jump in front of their car.
Who's up for some fishing?
Posted by haywood at December 8, 2006 11:53 AMMy sentiments also Haywood. Although you could say the same thing about fishing. No offense but I don't do either one. That's not to say that I think fishing is bad. It is also a chance to get away and drink beer. Now if you wanna talk about killin brain cells (with beer) let's go!
Thanks for the post.
WHERE'S MY KEY TODD?
I think fishing is a little more humane, especially catch and release which is the way I fish.
I'm not saying it doesn't hurt the fish a little, but it's probably more like someone getting a body piercing or a tattoo. And hey...the fish gets a "Mulligan" too.
Shooting a deer though...there's no Mulligan there for the deer.
Posted by: haywood at December 8, 2006 05:27 PMI'm really proud of Haywood.
I really thought he'd take that key and go to town on this website.
He seems to be using it very wisely and maturely.
Haywood rocks!
Time for Eric to update his picture.
We've had to look at that picture of him thinking hard for more than 2 months now.
Mike's picture on the other hand is priceless.
Keep that up as long as you want Mike. We should have ID take that picture and fill it in with a leather vest and some gold chains. Maybe one of those black nylon hats too... :-)
New PC. I ned to reload everything so I can snap a new pic.
2007 brings me an additonal week of vacation here at EDS. That is my reward for 10 years of service. My god, 10 YEARS!
I am fishing in Sept. this year. We need to revamp MAN WEEK.
MAN WEEK 07 - BRING IT
btw- no more if this SHORTY crap. All or nothin.
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