Everyone Cam

Here! Here!

I have this theory that the four of you formed a new website (Rabbit 2 - The Deuce) that you only know about and abandoned the rest of us.

I'm actually about to open things up... give out the keys if you know what I mean.

New twist on the rabbit - let the old timers post too!

Look for updates! Excited?

Heck yeah I'm excited. As a matter of fact, my belly botton has been puckerin and unpuckerin ever since I read your post.

Its like getting the keys from dad for the first time. Too bad its to a station wagon...:-/ Time to super charge this puppy!!!!!

BTW, Mike never looked better..;-)

I'd ask for a web-cam spot on this website, but I'd rather have a spot farther away from the sounds of streaming urine and the smell of post lunch-box.

I see by Mike's cam shot that his sex change operation went much better than we all thought it would.

GO WINGS!

How bout those Lions???!!!

...and Tigers. Oh, my!!

This weeks happenings at ePrize:

Yesterday Todd moved all the desks around to make room so I could have my own workspace. People say his real motivation was to make it harder for people to walk to his desk. Whatever the reason, I'm so glad I'm far away from toilet island! :-)

Mike rearranged his desk so no one in the entire office can see what he is doing. I learned today that Mike doesn't like to order lunch from Buffaloo Wild Wings because he says it's too cold when they deliver it. He told me, "Do you know they prepare the food at 6AM in the morning???". What a big baby! :-)

I'll continue to keep you all posted on the latest developments on a weekly basis. Stay tuned!

...and just think. No more, "What the hell was that?" questions from people you're talking to on the phone when someone flushes one of the toilets!

You guys should give Haywood his own web spot. He contributes more than everyone combined. Come to think of it, I'm not too sure we'd want to see what he does when he forgets people are watching him! lol

I was just happy being the rabbit's foreign correspondent (in war-torn Northeast Ohio) and making an occasional contribution to the many compelling topics posted here in the past. Stuff like allergies, haircuts, Superman's visit to a local delicatessen, getting lost driving in Washington D.C. and eric's new bathroom pictures. And, I say "in the past" because, unfortunately, there hasn't been much to talk about here lately.

hmmm...I wonder if anyone would really want to take a peak into the wacky world of newspapers and accounting...Haywood Style.

and btw...where the heck is Dee? I miss her posts too.

Haywood, I'll give you an update on everyone since it's been so quiet.

DEE:
At 7:23 PM on Sept. 11 she stood up and never sat down. She's been standing there ever since.

MIKE:
Mikes been healing very well ever since his surgery. He bought some new glasses and he likes to stand up with his arms behind his neck to show off his new look.

ERIC:
He likes to take pictures of other houses and then tell people this is what he did. I'm sick and tired of always teaching him how to do home improvement projects. It's about time he learns to become a man and learn how to use a hammer and nail...he always calls me and asks "is it righty tighty and lefty loosey?"

TODD:
He's got Yoga today! One day I'm going to sneak the web cam up and broadcast some good shots of Tood and Mike doing some Yoga...

FLAVIA rules - when are they going to refill the "Creamy topping" packets in Central Perk???

Thanks for the update Ryan.

mmm...Flavia. I'll take a cup of Sidamo Gold to go.

No problem Haywood.
I think you and I should just keep posting back and forth several times a day.

By the looks of it we'll probably have this post up to several hundred replies by next month, since the people who are allowed to make new posts are too lazy to put something new on...

If the 4 people with Cam Spots arien't going to put a little effort into this website then take it down! Stop teasing the rest of us! Is this some sort of sick power trip the 4 of you are playing? I'm going to hack into the website and replace all the "rabbit" words to "wacker" if you keep it up!

...So I'm going to this clambake Saturday. It's an annual event put on by one of best friends (Jack Gorka) and attended by well over 100 people each year. The "Gorka Clambake" is famous for its quality of clams, booze, women and debauchery. It's like one of Hef's parties, only better. Gorka is the city's water treatment superintendent, so the cops leave us alone.

Ironically, I have a severe allergy to clams. Severe as in, if I were to eat one I'd die. So, I only go for the beer and the laughs. Mostly the beer.

Another reason I go is that I'm currently the reigning two time "Gold Clam" medal winner in the Clam Shell Chucking Competition. I'll show up again this year to give all the wannabes a shot at my title. Pansies!

As you might imagine, all the babes go wild when they see me mackin it with that Gold Clam Shell attached to the elastic band from an old pair of Gorka's Fruit of the Looms hanging from my neck. I always meet interesting women at this thing. Not the kind you would consider taking home to meet Mom, but interesting just the same. They all ask me the same thing..."Can I put your shell up to my ear to see if I can hear the ocean?" I think you get the picture.

Anyhow, this year Gorka gave his clambake a theme. Everyone that attends has to dress up like a pirate. aaarrrggghhh!

I was thinking of putting on a double-breasted suit, a tie and wing tip shoes and going as Ivan Boesky or Michael Milken. You know corporate raider...the pirates of wall street. That's probably a little to cerebral for this crowd.

I need help with a good pirate name. Any thoughts or suggestions?

Captain Hookwood....arr, matey.

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