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Well Blow Me Down!

Last year, one of Maria's coworkers wanted them to talk like pirates all day at work in honor of "talk like a pirate day." Maria thought it was made up and they all refused to talk to customers like that. Can you imagine walking in to get a coffee (still half asleep) and hearing "arr...mate, want a coffee?"

AAARRR...Good Morning Coffee Wench!

Fetch me a Double Choco Latte and an Arabian Mocha Sanani for my parrot.

And then come up and see my urchins!

Avast maties, is me birthday. Going to the joe for the Wings game t-night. ARRRRRRrrrr.

Happy birthday ya scally wag!

Heave Ho! Weigh anchor and hoist the Jolly Roger..it be Shane's birthday. Will ye be takin anythin along in your chumbucket for the Wings game?...AAARRrrr.

So...It's Halloween a few years ago and I'm taking the little Haywoods out for "Trick-Or-Treat." One of them is dressed as a pirate.....

**Ding Dong** "Tick Or Treat!!!"

Nice Old Lady with a big bowl of candy: "Oh aren't you cute! And look..a little pirate! So Mr. Pirate...where are your buccaneers?"

Little Haywood: "Right on my bucking head lady, where do you think? AArrrrrr"

**Door Slams Shut**

Arrr, me don't know what a chum bucket be. Me thinks probably not. -Bad Pirate

A chum bucket be where ye puts yer fish guts and scraps, and then ye tosses them into the frothy sea to tempt the great whale Moby Dick.

In this case, I was thinking more along the lines of Miller Light.

AARRrrrr!