June 13, 2005

BACK!!

I'm back people - outta the hospital and super fresh.

Not quite running at full capacity yet, but I'm getting there. I'm sure most have gotten the gory details or will shortly, so I won't write them all out here.

Basically, shouldn't happen again and eat more fiber. We'll see how it goes!

Thanks for all the kind thoughts everyone!

Posted by todd at June 13, 2005 12:57 PM
Comments

Good to see you back on.

I thought the average recovery time for "Man Boob Reduction" was like 3 weeks???

Posted by: eric at June 13, 2005 01:03 PM

Hehehhehehe!

BTW - where is the "get-well" cow? I am fairly certain that I said I expected to see him on cam when you got back!

Posted by: Dee at June 13, 2005 01:04 PM

It'll be a bit longer for him Eric. The doctor diagnosed him with full on Bitchtits. It's a bit more complicated. :)

That said, Fiber Choice tastes like oranges. I've been eating them for years as a hedge bet against my less than stellar dietary habits.

Posted by: Mike at June 13, 2005 01:13 PM

I forgot the cow! It clearly did work though.

Don't you all worry - the man boobs are still intact.

asses :)

Posted by: todd at June 13, 2005 02:09 PM

Sounds like you got your ass "tightened" up a bit too.

Seriously....Glad to see you're back again.

Posted by: haywood at June 13, 2005 02:19 PM


Sure glad to have you home! The people at the hospital were all great, though having you there was just plain scarey! So don't do it again!!!

... but I did enjoy the air conditioning perk and watching you walk around in that sexy gown :) And bottles of pop were only $1.00 ... cheaper than a gas station.

Posted by: Jodi at June 13, 2005 04:06 PM

So...when do we get to see those pictures of the inside of you colon?

Posted by: haywood at June 13, 2005 04:23 PM

I'll post em when I get it done :)

Posted by: todd at June 13, 2005 04:43 PM

I got no clue what's going on, but glad to hear you're healthy and ... regular?

Posted by: Shane at June 13, 2005 07:41 PM

Every morning, Todd now enjoys a bowl of Colon Blow to get the day off to a great start. He's all smiles and projectiles now.

Posted by: Jeff at June 14, 2005 10:41 AM

hehehe....Nice Van Wilder reference Jeff! I hope Todd has a waste basket handy for when the Colon Blow kicks in.

Posted by: haywood at June 14, 2005 10:54 AM

Warning to any of Todd's friends planning to spend significant amounts of time in his company.....

"Doctors recommend that if you plan to increase your fiber intake, do so gradually over a period of weeks since adding too much fiber too fast can cause gassiness."

Fiber supplements and beer....sounds like a recipe for disaster!


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