30 days until the wedding! Training programs should now be in full effect. For some of us, that means fitness training; for others, it means drinking training. Whichever category you fit in, keep it up!
Posted by dee at May 18, 2005 11:30 AMI'm gonna be so buff.
Posted by: todd at May 18, 2005 11:40 AMWhew! Thank God I still got 30 days to go. I thought I missed. Those blackouts after doing "keg shooters" must be getting worse. Might be time to ease back a bit on my training program.
Todd is very buff!
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 11:55 AMBTW....Nice shirt Dee. I wrestled in high school and had thoughts of vying for the "Aberdeen Backyard Wrestling Federation" belt after my scholastic career was over. Alas, I choose accounting instead.
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 12:04 PMI did hear Miller Lite came out with a new diet plan -- 'Get Buff with Miller in 30 days!'
fine print: Eat healthy, exercise daily, and don't consume more than 1 beer per day....
Posted by: Jodi at May 18, 2005 12:05 PMDee, Are we paying for the bar or is that included in the price?
You guys are limited to ONE beer each! I'll be standing behind the bar watching.
I'll have one of those handheld counters on each of you!
Let's jump forward to Dee's reception shall we. I can see it now.....
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
haywood: "Bartender....fill this up with beer."
Bartender: "Excuse me sir but that's an inflatable pool!"
haywood: "It's okay. This is my one beer and I cleared it with Ray. I hope I don't get any cramps. I did wait a full hour after eating."
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 01:47 PMI'll be bringing along my own glass to the reception then. It's tall!!!
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 01:49 PMAye!
i like beer
Posted by: Mike at May 18, 2005 01:54 PMThe bar is included - feel free to drink all that you want (as long as you have a responsible way back to your bed).
Posted by: Dee at May 18, 2005 01:54 PMWhew! That was close. There was an uprising brewing. Did I say BREWING?
Haywood's table is gonna crowded.
Should we bring our swimsuits?
I nominate Todd to be our designated driver at this function. Do I hear a second?
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 01:59 PMSwimsuits are optional at haywood's table.
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 02:02 PMI'm hanging with Haywood in his pool -- don't even need a glass -- just a straw!!
That's an idea for my pool...with water prices sky rocketing I could make it a huge beer pool :) Good incentive for people to use the facilities and not contaminate the beer!
Posted by: Jodi at May 18, 2005 02:28 PMNo peeing in haywood's pool!
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 02:31 PMMiluakees best light IS cheaper than water :)
Posted by: todd at May 18, 2005 02:32 PMIt's clear Haywood is very excited about this wedding. It will be good to meet you and see if you really are the drinker you are proclaiming to be, perhaps I'll have the chance at Mike and Maria's prestigious event.
Todd is buff...like aged copper.
Posted by: Jeff at May 18, 2005 03:27 PMFree Beer!!!
Posted by: haywood at May 18, 2005 03:46 PM