April 15, 2005

Hey kids...Guess what today is?!

Today is tax day!
Is anyone out there a
last minute sender?

Posted by dee at April 15, 2005 08:45 AM
Comments

I wonder what Haywood will say?

Posted by: Ray at April 15, 2005 08:55 AM

He's probably just rollin in to work.

Haywood?

HAYWOOD?

Are you up?

Posted by: Ray at April 15, 2005 08:57 AM

haywood in today
we should change this website's name
to haywood and ray

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 09:04 AM

Watch your posts today.
Think about it - what's the date?
You will get it soon.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 09:07 AM

Friday thoughts equal
politics on the rabbit.
We are getting old.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 09:16 AM


Frankly, I despise giving 1/3 of my earnings to "government". Granted, government is the keeper of general law and order and education and vital systems, and these "basics" are needed for any advanced society.

However, instead of tending to the basics, government has grown into a bloated conglomerate of political services that gets larger every year -- with no end in sight. For example, politicians spend millions of dollars to urge people not to smoke -- while spending more millions to subsidize tobacco farmers. They send billions overseas for foreign aid -- while the federal deficit swells. They spend millions to subsidize public art -- while working families struggle to pay their taxes.

Politicians also run trains, bail out savings and loans, construct houses, sell insurance, print books, and build basketball courts -- you name it! But the fact is, every service supplied by the government can be provided better and cheaper by private business. I guess I prefer the "laissez-faire" ("hands-off") government, where people are left to make their own choices, choose their own services, and generally govern themselves as responsible, thinking human beings. (Does this leave room for idiots to do really dumb things? Sure it does -- but "natural selection" will take its course.)

Anyways, my rant is over. Thanks for your attention. I feel better already.

"ed for senate"

Posted by: ed at April 15, 2005 09:17 AM

ed is not very good
at posting in haiku form
when protesting tax

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2005 10:09 AM

Flowers are growing!
Maybe this year I'll have some
decent landscaping!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 10:22 AM

it's April 15th
procrastinators deadline!
fork over your dough

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 10:54 AM

Dee was on cell phone
I saw her pic while typing
She is laughing now

Posted by: eric at April 15, 2005 10:54 AM

his face mystifies
never a webcam to see
Todd is mighty lame

Posted by: ed at April 15, 2005 11:28 AM

loch ness master shake
rarely caught on camera
those are nice shades though

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 11:29 AM

haiku snafu!!!

loch ness master shake
he's rarely caught on camera
those are nice shades though

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 11:38 AM

Maroon Five Last Night
Five Rows From Stage - Very Loud
Ears Started Bleeding.

Posted by: shane at April 15, 2005 11:55 AM

eric is hiding
endlessly happy quaker
at least webcam works

Posted by: ed at April 15, 2005 11:58 AM

Owed Fifteen Hundred
Paid Them With My Credit Card
Getting New Tax Guy

Posted by: shane at April 15, 2005 12:00 PM

my tax protesting
prose written like government
beaurocratic bloat

Posted by: ed at April 15, 2005 12:02 PM

the smiling quaker
looks a lot like my aunt sue
after her sex change

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 12:05 PM

Orange Barrels Surround
The Drive Home Is No Cake Walk
Damn I Ninety Four

Posted by: shane at April 15, 2005 12:05 PM

son plays ball today
was 2nd at state last year
maybe this year FIRST!

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 12:33 PM

My life consists of
writing endless thank you notes.
I will be done soon!

People are very
generous! It's very much
appreciated!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 01:00 PM

i'm still waiting fo
the invitation to the
Big Wedding event

wedding reception
training program going well
endurance building

todd will not keep up
he will sing to porcelain god
haywood is the King!

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 01:25 PM

Mike, Todd and myself
Trust Company very soon
Concert will be great.

Posted by: Jeff at April 15, 2005 01:29 PM

party warrior
todd can throw down with the best
but webcam still broke

Posted by: ed at April 15, 2005 01:32 PM

todd trained with the best
do not underestimate
his abilities

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2005 01:33 PM

todd will need to be
at very top of his game
to stick with haywood

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 02:02 PM

Invites have been sent!
Haywood lives too far away.
His should arrive soon.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 02:38 PM

Got a paper cut
while opening gifts Sunday.
Still hurts really bad.

:(

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 02:39 PM

Spring cleaning started!
Throw away crap and defrost -
Office fridge is clean.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 02:48 PM

thirty haikus rock!
my jersey number at school
this makes thirty one.

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 02:52 PM

It looks nice outside.
Will weekend weather be good?
I sure hope it is!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 02:53 PM

nasty paper cut
ask mike to kiss your boo boo
and apply bactine

Posted by: haywood at April 15, 2005 02:54 PM

he he he he he
he he he he he he he
he he he he he

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 04:16 PM

the cut is tiny
but she claims there is big pain
wimpy deana

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2005 04:19 PM

deana did not
get the last word on this one
I win, she loses

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2005 04:21 PM

Just for the record...
I never claimed it was big.
I just said it hurt.

It hurts to touch it.
Can't use that finget to type.
Have to type like Mike. :(

He never uses
the index fingers to type.
He is very weird

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2005 04:21 PM

son of a bitch.... I
suck at posting vs. her
I am giving up

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2005 04:22 PM

Mike's little sister
Posting here for the first time
Wants weekend to start

Posted by: Katie at April 15, 2005 04:33 PM

wow lots of haiku
some of the very best ones
sorry posting late

taxes are sucky
hands off government wont work
many idiots

haywood bring your game
drink you under the table
we will have much fun

Posted by: todd at April 17, 2005 09:38 PM

haywood received his
invite in mail Saturday
hey...I see eric!

Posted by: haywood at April 18, 2005 10:28 AM

Taxes done Thursday
Twenty-four hours early :)
wasn't home tax day

Todd how is day one?
Need cam by Simpsons Pinball
Let world watch hard work :)

Posted by: Jodi at April 18, 2005 11:49 AM
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