Everyone Cam

Happy Birthday Dee!!!!

I'll see you in June. I can't wait to clink glasses at your wedding!

(a one point deduction for Mike for screwing up the date)

Thanks guys!

Happy Birthday Dee !!

OOPS!

Keep up the great work, Dee!

Oh wait...this is a birthday thread :P

Best wishes for this year.

I did not tell you the wrong day. You're an idiot who is easily confused.

That said, happy birthday Dee, yesterday!

Todd is an idiot? Well, if you bastardize the word idiot, then it does kind of spell Todd...kinda.

Idiot backwards is toidi.
Remove the i's and you get tod.

Wow, Mike, you might just be right!

Dee -- this has nothing to do with your bday -- thought it might come in handy though (of course not on Mike) :)
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Subject: SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn
about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much @ss, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-@ss always messing sh*t up!"

* If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a
great day!!!!!!

Oh my gosh - that is hysterical! I can't wait!! I especially like the part about holding down the person while everyone else takes their turn hitting him!

Good luck on your interview Jodi - no hitting!

I don't like this one...

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

I have enough people like this that I'd could go "Three Stooges" on them...you know...where Moe slaps Larry and Curly in unison.

Knuckleheads!!! **WHACK** **WHACK**

Duck Mike!!!!!!

Thanks Dee! I am heading out the door. I feel totally ridiculus in a suit skirt and blazer! Especially when they haven't been tried on in several years (of which I've had time to grow!!)

But everyone said slacks would be too casual :(

Happy B-day............

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