So... The ice chewers have been writing poetry. Anyone else inspired to write something (save your haikus).
Ragweed High again
Forgot to take my claratin
Today won't be fun
My nose will run
Using a tissue
Won't resolve the issue
Though its the best that can be done
Work is busy lately
There is so much I need to do
I need a break greatly
Especially from schoo
Is it November yet?
Vegas will be fun!
I can't wait to bet...
I hope I win a ton!
working amongst less intelligence
requires exhausting benevolence
I quit
This Shit
Budgets and financial statements
Are causing me many laments
Being an accountant has its good days
But assets, liabilites and equity
May today be the death of me
looking out the window
I see a pool no longer
a giant garbage bag
tucks it away for winter
I sit here at my computer
working while I am sick
wishing I could ring something
like my boss's fricken neck
that's the best I could do
not very impressive
but then again I am not
a poet by profession
An analyst is what they're called
Working with the developer
Their "skill" is to be appalled
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
Starbuckes raised the prices.
More expensive are these vices.
People are mean
When I ask them to clean
their pockets till the total suffices.
A political debate is taking place today.
I urge you all to view it
while on the couch you lay.
November 2nd is getting close, I say
The day is muy important
We need to get the good guys in office, okay?
Dee, nice effort with the Spanish word.
My basement smells like a big ol' cat turd.
Probably because I should scoop the boxes.
Maybe the air would be less toxic.
Okay, so it's really not that bad.
But rhyming turd is fun times to be had.
according to the news
the Starbucks loyalists weren't blue
a raise in the fare
wouldn't keep them from their Starbuck's brew.
keep smiling at those yuppies
while selling them costly lattes
you're making dinero
while they're dough!
You are a nerd
for rhyming turd.
You could have said 'poop'
that you had to go scoop.
I'll let it slide this time
but only because it's fun to rhyme.
ooops!
keep smiling at those yuppies
while selling them costly lattes
you're making dinero
while they're LOSING dough
Be sure and get the vote on
Sadly, some need a push
W is nothing more than a overly-blinky moron
Vote for Kerry, it's easy, he's not Bush