Well, he's finally done it. There is now turd on the toilet seat in the mens bathroom.
We've got 2 bathrooms(thankfully), each with one toilet, and an employee with notorious bowel issues. That's understating it. He's a chronic splattershitter. No toilet is safe from his wrath. Today's display is most impressive though. Apparently, our man wiped his ass (or not, who knows), and managed to fling poop onto the seat. This actually presents more problems. I cannot trust the cleaning crew to properly disinfect the seat. I wonder how long it will be before that toilet is safe for sitting on again. As one of my "home toilets" it never bothered me before, but now......
Posted by mike at February 23, 2004 02:38 PMWhen will you learn? If it's not your home, always coat the seat with layers of toilet paper, or one of those fancy toilet seat covers some restrooms provide. You must be dying to get a case of the clap....or in this case, some foreign brown markings on your bottom.
Posted by: Jeff at February 23, 2004 03:08 PMwell, I figure the germs don't live on the seat for too long. In the actual turd however? I'm pretty sure about that one.
Posted by: mike at February 23, 2004 03:19 PMNo way, my friend...when it comes to public use, you can never be too safe, especially with these turd strikers running around.
Posted by: Jeff at February 23, 2004 03:36 PMEvidently you have never hovered before! Ask Dee about it.
Posted by: Ray at February 23, 2004 03:55 PMHovered? Please, don't tell me that has been turned into a sport. If so, then the guy at their work must be a serious rookie.
Posted by: Jeff at February 23, 2004 03:59 PMGirls hover all the time. You have to figure that ladies rooms seats get way more usage than the mens rooms do. See, we have to sit for everything we do. That's a lot more seat interaction to worry about. Easiest way to deal with it is to learn to hover.
Posted by: Dee at February 23, 2004 04:05 PMYeah, I know, Dee. I have a sister and heard all about that rule growing up. But the way your dad put it, hovered, sounded like it was turned into a sport : )
Then if that's the case, can't you trade the player that keeps making fouls in the potty room? Or just humiliate him, harshly.
Posted by: Jeff at February 23, 2004 04:11 PMI have never tried hovering. It always seemed like too much physical activity at once. I use the disposable sheets. They are way more comfortable. It makes the experience relaxing the way it should be.
Posted by: Ray at February 23, 2004 04:20 PMI have never tried hovering. It always seemed like too much physical activity at once. I use the disposable sheets. They are way more comfortable. It makes the experience relaxing the way it should be.
Posted by: Ray at February 23, 2004 04:20 PMSorry about the double clutch!
Posted by: Ray at February 23, 2004 04:21 PMThe offender needs to see a Dr Way gross there are meds avaliable. The rest of you shouldn't have to pay a price!
Posted by: Mom at February 24, 2004 06:11 AM