Everyone Cam: Haiku Friday!

March 21, 2003

Haiku Friday!

It seems like we all may need a little stress relief, so today is Haiku Friday! Post a haiku here!

Its Haiku Friday
Express all of your feelings
Just be humorous

Tell your friends! Pass it along... we need many many haiku!

Posted by todd at March 21, 2003 08:47 AM

Comments

Bowling Haiku by Dee:

Bowling is so fun
I did very bad last night
Bowled a ninety one

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 09:02 AM

Dee wrote a haiku
Eric will write one soon too
Val and Mike also

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 09:06 AM

Ford Haiku by shane:

Work at headquarters
Grey walls and green glass surround
Oh I miss fisbee

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 09:10 AM

Todd cannot count well
His first line had six, not five
Good thing he fixed it.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 09:20 AM

Diet Mountain Dew Hiaku By Shane:

Oh I love diet Dew
Especially with orange caps
I just won again

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 09:25 AM

Three in Deana
Way too many syllables
I will just use dee

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 09:27 AM

Wish I had a cam
I can see everybody
but no one sees me

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 09:31 AM

Seven already
This one will be number eight
Good Haiku Friday

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 09:41 AM

The Dog Is Healthy
This is the first time in weeks
But Luck Never Stays

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 10:16 AM

todd bitching at me
"Post a haiku already
you stupid asshole"

"Settle down!" I said
"genius cannot be hurried
You'll see, soon enough"

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 10:22 AM

Todd got in trouble
Sounds like he needs to chill out
He'll scare us all off

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 10:24 AM

Mike sure is lazy.
Took him a long time to post.
The speed of a sloth.

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 10:28 AM

Hot sand and cool breeze
Life in Hawaii is nice
I hate Michigan

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 10:34 AM

Ringing Purple Butterfly
Makes Sounds Like A Doorbell
Rick Smit Made Angry

Posted by: Jeff at March 21, 2003 10:46 AM

Dont rip on the sloth
Three toes are better than none
I want to buy one

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 10:46 AM

I need to post more
Lots of haikus are here now
I must think of one.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 10:47 AM

Like Todd, Jeff cant count
It really is not that hard
To count syllables.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 10:50 AM

Shane is haiku man
He never posted before
Now he is obsessed.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 10:55 AM

A Haiku is far too weird
Counting words, I leave to Dee
By the way, here's your apostrophe(can't) :P

Posted by: Jeff at March 21, 2003 11:06 AM

Tall pig on my desk
Legs are longer than normal
Cool in his own way

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:07 AM

Dee's Haiku Thoughts on Softball:

I cant play softball
I will join league with others
That cant play softball.

We will all be bad
I think its more fun that way
We will lose a lot.

I cant hit the ball
I cant throw or catch either
But I can run fast.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 11:08 AM

Catch with my left hand
but my left hand is useless
i cant throw either

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:18 AM

Bitched at on cell phone
I hung up on the asshole
Boss wants to see me

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 11:23 AM

Thanks for the invite
to post a grand haiku.
Wish I were better. (at it)

Posted by: Ray at March 21, 2003 11:27 AM

This is very fun
Way more fun than had been planned
So rock the casbah

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:31 AM

elegant poems?
critiquing them is simple
writing them is not.

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 11:36 AM

Eric hung up on the asshole
Very strongly, he really showed them
Your boss can kiss Todd's ass

Posted by: Jeff at March 21, 2003 11:41 AM

Egg McMuffin ROCKS
I wish they served them later
McDonalds, I love!

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 11:43 AM

Haiku Friday rocks!
Better than Haiku Thursday
Would have been, you know?

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 11:44 AM

It is official
haikus third friday each month
don't let me forget

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:45 AM

Jeff sucks at haikus
can't count to seven or five
you should try harder

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:49 AM

It's almost lunch time
Going out for some sea food
No meat on Fridays.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 11:54 AM

back in college days
eat macaroni and cheese
no milk or butter

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 11:54 AM

The dude next to me
Bought the Yao Ming Power Book
YO! Yao! YO! Yao! YO!

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 11:57 AM

The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five

Posted by: jim at March 21, 2003 11:57 AM

Kill Saddam Hussain
Win Basketball tournament
I will take both, Please

Posted by: jim at March 21, 2003 12:00 PM

shane bought me subway
i had bought him burger king
now we are even

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 12:06 PM

My job really sucks.
Wash sweaty towels all day.
So glad I'm quitting.

Posted by: maria at March 21, 2003 12:16 PM

Moved to Ann Arbor.
Got red streaks and crappy job.
I give up. Move home.

Posted by: Maria at March 21, 2003 12:17 PM

Tomorrow, HOCKEY!
RED WINGS versus St. Louis
CUP is freakin close!

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 12:26 PM

I'm on a diet
Skinny pills and slim fast bars
Not healthy at all

I will lose some weight
For my wedding that's coming
only eight weeks from now

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 12:28 PM

DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH
DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH
Five Seven Five DOH

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 12:29 PM

Bail on the wedding
Stay fat and drink heavily
It works well for us

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 12:32 PM

Moldy Container
Red Colony Just Might Win
Watch Out For Big Fuzz

^^^ Todd Gets it

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 12:40 PM

Ate lunch at Big Boy
Spaghetti Marinara
And Strawberry Shake

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 01:25 PM

Here I type five words
Here are seven words because Todd sucks
Sometimes Todd smells like eggs

Posted by: Jeff at March 21, 2003 01:27 PM

jeff still cannot count
five seven five syllables
i know that you can

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 01:37 PM

dreary wet outside
i am still on the inside
still better than snow

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 01:38 PM

fifty is so close
the most posts on the rabbit
one half century

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 01:40 PM

He strode through the gates
His Rocket Launcher in hand
Ready to conquer

Posted by: jim at March 21, 2003 01:42 PM

So many haikus
I am so proud of us all
We are poetic.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 01:52 PM

Todd likes to drink lots
Empty cans highly pile up
Red eyes sees blurry

Posted by: Jeff at March 21, 2003 01:52 PM

My Grandma called me
Television is her enemy
Remote too complex

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 01:53 PM

I just clapped my hands
I liked the word "enemy"
So made it one CLAP

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 01:55 PM

free time on my hands
is jennifer love hewitt
busy this weekend?

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 01:59 PM

jeff has got one right
i do drink a lot of beer
no hewitt for mike

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:09 PM

one hundred haikus
that would be f@$#ing insanse
put forth some effort

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:15 PM

really big red mug
covers up deanas face
holds lots of water

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:17 PM

Forced Haiku, not right
Let them flow free from the mind
Wind blows through Mike's hair

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 02:20 PM

peeing pants laughing
not so obvious to why
wind blows through mikes hair

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:23 PM

its the blowing breeze
that all of the hot ladies
say brings out my best

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 02:26 PM

Ford is a dark place
Todds cam is darker than mine
That is pretty bad.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 02:29 PM

Almost time to go
Will kickbox and then go out
Tonight will be fun.

Will go to party
And then to the bar with friends
But I cannot drink.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 02:32 PM

mike does have a point
ladies like the milky mike
you cannot deny

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:32 PM

Brain fart holds captive,
thoughts that would freely flow out
of a stagnant mind. (Grasshopper)

Posted by: Ray at March 21, 2003 02:34 PM

saturday i curl
afraid of falling on ice
drinking eases pain

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:34 PM

Milky Mike is here
He lives in the Oak so near
The ladies stalk him

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 02:35 PM

My dad is so cool
He has posted two haikus
He is catching on.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 02:36 PM

Ray won the Haiku
Battle was great all day long
This is my last post

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 02:37 PM

I need some TODD help
he does not mind helping me
In fact he loves it

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 02:40 PM

H T M L Form
Can Not Find The Element
Two Body Tags Bad

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 02:41 PM

Todd Come Help Me Please
For I need your expertise
I beg on my knees

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 02:44 PM

Todd should go help Shane
That would be so nice of him
Todd is nice - sometimes

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 02:46 PM

haikus are like drugs
i am addicted to them
no haiku rehab

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 02:47 PM

80's Haiku:

Mr. Reagonomics
GI Joe, PlayDoh, He-Man
I was only eleven

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 02:48 PM

Mis-clapped on last one
"Mr", two "CLAPS", I am dumb
Promise more focus

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 02:54 PM

My two obsessions
Haikus, John Mayer cd
Cant stop playing it.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 02:56 PM

John Mayer live ROCKS
I have the CD as well
Little screaming girls

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 03:04 PM

have to move my desk
lazyness overwhelms me
someone else do it

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 03:05 PM

Must go to concert
Supposed to come this summer
With the Counting Crows

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 03:06 PM

Todd is moving in
There's no room for him to sit
Gosh we need a bridge

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 03:07 PM

mr jones we play
why do they make me sing it
its for thier humour

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 03:07 PM

Mister Jones and me
starin' at the video
Gon' be a big star

Posted by: Shane at March 21, 2003 03:08 PM

Teen girl on shoulders
Man is extremely happy
Girl is really Boy

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 03:08 PM

sorry it took me so long...

here is my one and only since I cant hang out at this computer all day and have to type a 5000000000 page brief :(

Todd is a poo pant
I wish I was a small duck
Live love and be free

Posted by: val at March 21, 2003 03:09 PM

two liters of water
i drink them throughout the day
later on i go pee

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 03:20 PM

yea! we heard from val
its about time she posted
she needs internet.

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 03:26 PM

only two girls post
need more of other gender
sausage festival

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 03:30 PM

Eat pistochios
Fingers are not even red
I bought the white ones

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 03:32 PM

I'm off to kickbox
Today has been very fun
Have a good weekend!

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2003 03:51 PM

Haiku One Hundred
Think of anything to write
One Hundred Haiku

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 03:52 PM

Speedy Gonzalous
Un-dela, Un-dela, GONE!
Through cats mouth out tail

Posted by: eric at March 21, 2003 03:56 PM

now i moved my desk
sitting very close to shane
wait for white castle

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:14 PM

new good window view
southfield freeway moves slowly
will be stuck in traffic

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:16 PM

mike is such a bitch
come on just a little help
no help for me now

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:19 PM

dee with sticky notes
writing goodbyes in red ink
it ends with star dee

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:20 PM

Todd is all Surly
Hell bent on one-hundred posts
will he make it there?

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 04:21 PM

brighter cam on me
look at all the details now
world map behind me

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:21 PM

When he makes his mark
I will ruin the number
post one hundred one

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2003 04:22 PM

a double neener
happy with the fun today
surely more to come

Posted by: todd at March 21, 2003 04:23 PM

So, what's the gimmick for this week?

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I went to tons of links before this, what was I thniikng?

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